If your life is in the dump and you need a pick-me-up, perhaps you should try this Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee for only $11.95. With over 2,000 reviews, it is highly recommended on Amazon.com. This is what a few happy customers had to say:
5.0 out of 5 stars Best ever, November 18, 2011, By Ruby Chiarito
“Since buying this shirt I have become a war hero, time traveled, made millions in the stock market, stopped drug wars, and made love to women across the world while hunting diamonds.”
5.0 out of 5 stars Never a Lone Wolf Again!, May 19, 2009, By Lupidorr Theopian
“When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the UPS truck was driving down the street with my delivery, my female neighbors began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt contains powerful lupine pheromones…[It] gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.
Since owning the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services.”
5.0 out of 5 stars Well I am now dating the whole Hawaiian Tropic Girls team, November 22, 2011, By MaxPower
“So first off, the UPS man didn’t even deliever this all the way to the door. I think he knew what was inside this box and whoever lived in my house was the ultimate badass. Well I am the ultimate badass!…”
5.0 out of 5 stars A purchase you won’t regret., May 5, 2009, By Nonbon
“Every night, for the past 6 weeks, I have been visited by 3 wolf sprirts. And every night, they bestow upon me endless amounts of knowledge and offerings of imitation crab meat. They consider me their brothern, and I have found clarity and purpose in my life.”
5.0 out of 5 stars Life-altering!, May 12, 2009, By Murray Mc Dougall
“When I put this T-shirt on for the first time, my wife left me! Thank you, Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt!”
5.0 out of 5 stars Oh sweet Jesus this thing rocks, May 5, 2009, By B. Prince
“I have been wearing this shirt for about 15 weeks and I have not needed to wash it! You don’t put this shirt on your torso you put it on your soul. The day I bought this shirt I lost 300 lbs! I got a new chevy, a new Trailer and my kids quit meth.”
Unfortunately, not everyone was satisfied.
1.0 out of 5 stars May have side effects,May 29, 2009, By Frank “The Frank”
“The effect that this t-shirt has on women is pretty impressive. Unfortunately its natural healing powers reversed my vasectomy and I impregnated nine women in two weeks before I realized. They all had twin boys. Now I have 18 sons and spend most of my money on child support and condoms.”
1.0 out of 5 stars Defective!!!,May 21, 2009,By Matthew D. Shanahan
“I ordered this shirt for my brother’s birthday and it only had TWO wolves on it. When I called Amazon customer service they informed me that the third wolf was on back order. They said the could ship me out another moon, but that would make for a ridiculous t-shirt.”
1.0 out of 5 stars Bummer,May 28, 2009, By Lord of The Chavs “Los Feliz Massive, innit!”
“I put this away with my other T-shirts and before you know it it had devoured my Three Sheep T-Shirt.”
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