Enough With The Indie Author Slamming.

Getting over the indie stigma is a daily challenge. Everyone assumes we self-publish because we were rejected by people who know better than to let us publish our books. Clearly, that’s not always the case, as I am one who chose this as my preferred path. I’m too much of a control freak to allow others to tell me what to do with my own ideas. And so what if it had been the result of facing countless rejections? Indie authors have proven their resourcefulness. They have proven there is more than one way to skin a cat. Oops, sorry for that terrible cliche’.  But you know what I mean. Bottom line–the indie revolution is here to stay, and I’m happy to be part of it.

Most days. :D

Sometimes I’m just too doggone irritated by the snide remarks and obvious biases. Take this blog post written by an indie author about other indies, for instance. He is definitely highlighting some of the negative aspects of being an indie author, or at least the negativity of being associated with other indies who have questionable practices. Some of these things occur by SOME authors that give us ALL a bad name. It in no way should be taken as gospel for ALL indie authors. And I refuse to believe NOBODY likes us.

I will only list the heading of his points without regurgitating his reasoning. You can click on the link and read them for yourself.  These are my thoughts on each:

1. The Endless Self-Promotion. I do my best not to self-promote all over the place because that’s just annoying for others AND myself. I have so much more important stuff I like to talk about…like my favorite shows and movies. :) On the other hand, if I don’t tell people about my work, no one will know. Sometimes I get irritated being in groups where I can only shout out other authors. What about my books, dammit? The same big name authors are mentioned over and over again. I talk about them too. But if all I do is talk about them, how will I spread the word about MY books? Those authors have built-in marketing/promotion. Indies do not. I do, however, agree that the self-promoting abuse by some authors has made it harder on us all.

2. A Lack Of Gatekeepers. My gatekeepers are my beta readers. If they are impressed, I let it roll. If something stinks to them, I rework it until they are satisfied. My OCD also helps with editing. Errors jump out at me like red hot coals. But c’mon. Agents/Publishers/Reviewers think they are the authority on books, and they aren’t. They are the authority on their own opinion of a book. Someone else reading the same book may have a totally different perspective. Thankfully, we don’t have to rely on official gatekeeper opinions about our books before publishing them. We can let readers decide their worth. Of course, making sure the editing is good is a must. BUT I have noticed people don’t rag on the errors in books by big name authors. I have yet to read a book without a typo, misspelling, or punctuation error. The only books I see readers complaining about in this regard though are indie books. Even though that is not the case for my books, I think it’s truly unfair for others.

I have also noticed countless authors getting ripped off by paying for “editing” from someone who can’t freaking edit. Most indie authors ARE trying to make sure their work is up to snuff. They keep running into wolves in sheep’s clothing. So-called “editors” need to stop preying on an indie’s desire to be taken seriously. Readers need to stop holding indies to a higher standard than they do Big 6-published authors.

3. The Scamming. Yes, the scamming sucks. People can just be opportunistic jerks. That’s in any industry.

4. Writing As A Business. I don’t know why the hell people assume just because you write about vampires, you’re trying to mimic Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series. Or if you write BDSM, it’s because 50 Shades is popular. Why can’t it just be because you LOVE the genre and they inspired you to go for it? I saw that Twilight comment in a review of my book, and it peeved me greatly. You don’t know my story. You don’t know my inspirations, motivations, and aspirations. Don’t assume you do. I love vamps. I love writing. I love writing vamps. It is art AND business because I take it seriously. End of story. And for those authors who write certain things to follow market trends–who gives a bleep? Let them be. At least it gives readers more options in the same genres they love. Everybody wins.

5. The Successes. I knew when I took on this risque’ brand that I would not achieve mainstream success, so eff it. I may not make millions or retire from my day job within this decade, but I’m following my passion. So what if I’m inspired by the few that branch out and achieve mega success? Everybody has someone to idolize…at least they should. You need to study the folks who have succeeded in the areas you want to succeed and learn from them. If an indie author made it big–great. I’m going to figure out how they did it. So far, I know they haven’t written the types of books I write. Maybe that’s indicative of the level of success I will reach writing what I do. But it at least provides a certain formula, you know, in case I change my mind and decide to write for mainstream audiences. And for the record, I believe those breakout authors had received countless form rejection letters and lots of people telling them they were not J.K. Rowlings. Good thing they didn’t let that stop them.

***What are your thoughts on Jason’s Top Five Reasons Nobody Likes Indie Authors?***

Dicey Responds To Fans [VIDEO].

Since I posted this video to FB two weeks ago, there have been many more questions from fans. I’d like to post it here and give my blog subscribers a chance to watch and ask their own. I’ll gladly do another. :D

Zeek’s Loving Thorn (A Novella of The Narcoleptic Vampire Series)…

…is available now on Amazon Kindle.

Cover - ZEEKShe’s an intersexed, newly turned vampire.
He’s a human, who was left behind.
Together, they learn how to love each other…
and survive in the final days.

RATED HARDCORE for violence, sex, and profanity.<–If you’re a fan of Dicey’s work, you already know that.

Here’s a teaser:

“So, what’s your name?”

His dick jumped at the sound of her voice. Zeeeeek. He was definitely in Hell. Of course, the beautiful vampire was here to torture him with unsatisfied lust throughout eternity. How appropriate. He had been a womanizer before the Rapture, now he’d beg for release between her long legs and never get it. Then he remembered their epic exodus from the storage window. Zeek had run with him on her back, even though they had been surrounded and outnumbered, with the sun rising. He was still alive because of her. She had risked herself for him. He didn’t know what to say. So he asked a dumb question. “How did you know I was awake?”

Available HERE.

 

Free Dark Comedy Ebook–HOW TO HAVE A PERFECT MARRIAGE.

As promised, my dark comedy novelette (10k words) will be free for 5 days. So download your Kindle copy of HOW TO HAVE A PERFECT MARRIAGE from 3-19-13 through 3-23-13.

How To Have A Perfect Marriage Novelette Cover

Synopsis: Penola and Lennon have the perfect marriage because they follow twenty rules that ensure marital bliss. Controversial fiction author, Dicey Grenor, has released these rules so that couples everywhere can benefit from them. In case you’re wondering—hell yeah, it’s fiction…just like the “perfect” marriage. Fans of Dicey’s work will enjoy this novelette’s explosive combination of nonfiction and dark humor. New-to-Dicey readers will need to buckle up for this tongue-in-cheek ride and expect the unexpected.
Download here.
Why would I give my work away for free? Read my answer here. Bottom line–I hope you’ll enjoy it and tell someone else about it. Happy Reading!

Too Busy To Think Straight.

photo (2)When someone mentions I have too much on my plate, I think yeah, I do, but no more than any other working mom. I have a two-year-old, a five-year-old, a law practice, and books to write. So what. No biggie. Except on those days when I don’t know whether I’m coming or going. Oh, yeah. They happen. Those days when I’m too damn busy to even think straight. Here’s the most ridiculous example I can think of:

Hubby and I had been talking about getting a crock pot. I’d love to make soup with it. He’d love to warm cheese dip for nachos. We just kept talking about it, so we finally went to the store and bought one. Wonderful. I was having the time of my life. Within a few days, I made vegetable beef soup, vegetable chicken soup, and chicken and sausage gumbo. Good times. I didn’t want to overdo it though. That was enough crock pot food for the week. I decided to wash it and put it away until the next time I was in the mood to go on a slow-cooking binge.

I proceeded to wash it. Then I proceeded to put it away. Then I saw–in my very own cabinet–an identical crock pot.

WTF!

You mean to tell me I had a crock pot all along? For how long? For the life of me, I couldn’t remember buying it.

I waited until hubby came home to mention it to him. I wanted to see the look on his face when he saw both crock pots. He didn’t disappoint. He looked as bewildered as I did. Neither of us had remembered buying the thing. He thought about it…and thought about it–and this is why I blame him for this mess (Ha Ha! I MUST blame somebody else for this)–he remembered buying the crock pot last year (2012) after we’d talked about it so much, for his Super Bowl nachos. He used it the one time and put it up.

Ohhhh. Yeah. Now, I remember. Those were good nachos, hon. So good that we BOTH forgot about buying and using a crock pot to eat them. *sighs*

So, am I doing too much?

You bet.

But I’m not the only one. Hubby’s doing too much too. We need a vacation.

OBVIOUSLY.

Devaluing Books to Gain Exposure~An Author’s Musing.

A friend just told me she loved my books and thought I had some serious talent, but I needed to stop giving them away. She said my books were too good for that. That I should stop devaluing them. I told her that it’s the best way to get exposure for indie authors. No one knows or cares who I am unless I give them a sample of my work. She said that was bullshit. That I should keep writing them and let them speak for themselves. If I’m patient, a handful of readers will turn into many, many more. It would take time, but my hard work would be more appreciated in the long run, which is what I deserve.

Well, patience is not my strongest quality, neither is counting on others to help spread the word. I tend to be more…aggressive. BUT I agree that in theory, I would publish my books, let people know they are published, then sit back and let them decide whether to buy them. Then wait for them to read them. Then see if they liked them. And pray that they told somebody else about them. In theory, that’s how it would work. It just doesn’t.

This is how it really works:

Dicey: “Hey, friend. I just published such-n-such book.”

Friend: “That’s awesome. Congratulations.”

The end.

Repeat to Friend B. And C. And so forth.

Sometimes it works likes this:

Dicey: “Hey, friend. I just published such-n-such book.”

Friend: “That’s awesome. Congratulations. Because I think you are the greatest thing since sliced bread, I have to buy that.”

Dicey: “Aw, shucks. Thanks! Let me know what you think.”

Friend buys it. Six months later…

Dicey: “Hey, friend. What did you think?”

Friend: “Of what?”

Dicey: “My book.”

Friend: “Oh, sorry. I haven’t read it yet.”

Dicey: :( Nobody loves me.

I ask again in another six months. Same answer.

The end.

Sometimes it goes like this:

Dicey: “Hey, friend. I just published a book.”

Friend: “That’s awesome. Congratulations. What is it about?”

Dicey: “It’s about Ca-RAZY stuff. There’s some explicit sex, some violence, some really racy themes. It’s not for the squeamish or easily offended.”

Friend: “Oh, wow! That sounds like something I would love to read. Where can I find it?”

Dicey: “Here’s a paperback copy. They’re also on Amazon Kindle.”

Friend: “I’m going to buy it ASAP.”

Friend buys the book.

Dicey: “Wonderful! THANKS! Let me know what you think, tell your friends, and post an honest review on Amazon when you’re done.”

Friend: “Okay.”

A few days later…

Friend: “Oh, my God! Dicey, you are the bomb. I always knew you were, but WOW! You are really the bomb. That book was awesome. It was very vivid. It had hot sex scenes. It had a great, surprising plot. You’re my favorite author in the whole wide world.” (Okay, so I’m embellishing here, but it’s my blog.)

Dicey: “Yay! I’m so glad you enjoyed it. Did you write a review?”

Friend: “No.”

Dicey: “Did you tell anybody?”

Friend: “No.”

Dicey: “Okay.”

Six months later…

Dicey: “Hey, Friend. Did you post an honest review or tell anybody about my book yet?”

Friend: “No.”

Dicey: “Okay.”

The end.

So, you see? I’ll be 101 years old before reaping the benefits of reaching out to my friends or letting word of mouth gain exposure for my books. That doesn’t mean I’m not eternally grateful for those who DO buy and/or read my books. Do not be mistaken! That’s better than nothing, trust me! I’m happy when that happens. I’m just making a point about exposure.

When I have a free promotion period on Amazon, I increase my chances of spreading the word about my books. My husband likes to call it “Playing The Numbers Game”. The more people who have access to it, the more to actually read it. The more to actually read it, the more reviews and chitchat about it. The more reviews and chitchat, the more sales. The more sales, the more readers, the more awesome I feel as an author, the more books I write…and the cycle continues.

When I do a free promotion, it goes like this:

Dicey: “Hey, Everybody. My book is free. Leave a review when you’re done.”

Everybody: “Oh, shiznit! Thanks.”

Two thousand downloads from every country and state later…

More sales, more reviews, more fans on FB, more followers on Twitter, more hits to my website, and more friendships formed with people who share common interests. Mostly, copies are just stored on Kindles and other reading devices along with the millions of other free ebooks BUT I just made a few more fans than I had before the free promotion downloads.

When I give a free copy of my book to Friend, it’s a wild card that could go either way. They may not ever read it or write a review or tell another soul about it OR they may do all of the above. It’s a gamble I take. I’m out of long, sleepless nights writing something entertaining and the cost to publish my book then give it away for free if they do neither. BUT if they happen to spread the love, it was an investment with a favorable return. That’s golden. I have to take that chance sometimes, and sometimes I have to give it to thousands to increase my chances.

That being said, I make Sleepy Willow’s Bonded Soul, book 1 of The Narcoleptic Vampire Series free every now and then, but I do not EVER, nor do I intend to make any other book in the series free. My rationale is that once you read book 1, you know whether you like my writing style, whether you can handle the risque’ content, and whether you want to continue. At that point, you can buy the other books in the series. You can treat book 1 as a sample. If you don’t like it, you’ve only wasted a little time. If I make all the other books in the series free, I’ve wasted ALL my time.

I’ve made Shameful (Taboo Fiction) free in the past too. There were fifteen hundred downloads, with no reviews and a handful of sales later. Within recent weeks, I’ve had an increase in sales for it, but I attributed it to some of the other promotional things I’ve done recently. I’m still hopeful that those who downloaded the book when it was free will read it one day and let me know what they think. I will not make that one free again.

I’ve recently released a dark comedy novelette, How To Have A Perfect Marriage, that I will make free one day soon, so keep an eye out for that. It’s only $.99 now, which isn’t much, but for some reason FREE screams a totally different tune. Yes, it screams Cheap-Because-This-May-Be-Another-Crappy-Book, but at least it screams it to potential readers I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to promote to. Once it’s free, there will be thousands of downloads, I’m sure. Hopefully, there will be thousands of readers too, who will also want to buy some of my other books. I will probably write more short works like this and make them free periodically as samples of my writing.–>Playing The Numbers game.

To the friend who said I was devaluing my books by giving them away–Yes, you are right. One day, I hope to be in a position where I can actually let the quality of my books speak for themselves. I hope friends like you will continue to spread the word about them. I hope they will find other readers who love them as much as you do. And I hope that they will eventually be appreciated. We’ll be able to look back on these days and say, “Wow. Can you believe I gave them away for free?” And you’ll smile at me and say, “No, I can’t. But at least you don’t have to do that anymore.” Friend, thanks for the verbal bitch-slapping. I love that you love me and my books enough to tell me to stop doing that. One day, I’ll be in a position to follow your advice.

*hugs and kisses*

Big, emotional THANK YOU! to those of you who buy, read, and/or share information about my books. <3

How To Have A Perfect Marriage. Announcements. Celebrations. Events.

**Announcements**  **Announcements**  **Announcements**

I was in the middle of writing Zeek’s Loving Thorn, a novella of The Narcoleptic Vampire Series, when BAM! A discussion with a friend led to a discussion with my hubby, which led to an idea for a short story about marriage. It took me two weeks to write this dark comedy novelette–think The War of the Roses kind of comedy–and voila! I published my fifth twisted tale: How To Have A Perfect Marriage.

How To Have A Perfect Marriage Novelette CoverSynopsis:

Penola and Lennon have the perfect marriage because they follow twenty rules that ensure marital bliss. Controversial fiction author, Dicey Grenor, has released these rules so that couples everywhere can benefit from them. In case you’re wondering—hell yeah, it’s fiction…just like the “perfect” marriage. Fans of Dicey’s work will enjoy this novelette’s explosive combination of nonfiction and dark humor. New-to-Dicey readers will need to buckle up for this tongue-in-cheek ride and expect the unexpected.

It’s only 10k words. Takes about an hour or two to read. And I’m totally stoked that I was able to write something like this. So far, I’ve gotten nothing but positive responses. Yay!

Now, I have to get back to my paranormal novella so it can be ready within the next few weeks. Busy, busy, busy time.

Speaking of being busy–I was recently interviewed for Mahogany Keys, an ongoing series about The Complex Image of the African-American Woman. You can see my thoughts on blacks and sexuality, natural hair, and other issues that affect me directly as a woman of color.

I’m also registered to be a guest at Houston’s annual COMICPALOOZA: The Texas International Comic Con, May 24-26th. I’ll be there along with other horror/sci-fi/fantasy authors, actors from some of my favorite shows, game enthusiasts, comic/anime artists, and those of us who like to geek out over fun characters. Other guests that I recognize so far are: Kris Holden-Ried (Dyson, werewolf on Lost Girl AND werewolf on Underworld: Awakening), Sam Huntington (Josh, werewolf on Being Human), Craig Parker (Gaius Glaber on Spartacus–y’all KNOW that’s my show!–but he was also in The Legend of the Seeker, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, Lord of the Rings…), and Zoie Palmer (Dr. Lauren, human lover to succubus Bo on Lost Girl). So come hang out with Dicey or come watch me make a fool of myself while I get my fangirl on. Click on the link to see other events and guests and to get tickets.

Lastly, I finally reached over 1000 fans/likes on FB. Yay! My children were pretty happy too and celebrated by pumping the party up. This is a video of my two-year-old and five-year-old dancing to PUMP THA PARTY: